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About Me Member Pornographic Connoisseur DrHoffmanplzMale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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Wed Jul 9, 2008, 8:21 AM
Look at my beard.

My beard says to take a look at :icontc-da: when you have time.

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    :iconthe-purple-walrus:
    Hiya Dr. Hoffman! : D

    --
    Today, I was finally released from 250 years of being chryogenically frozen. When I got out, some green-haired douche broke my pelvis. And I died. FML
    :iconredroseneko:
    Grandpa Hoffman is the BEST GRANDPA EVER.

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    I LOVE IRIE KYOUSUKE
    YOU KNOW THAT ONE
    CAPSLOCK IS MY BEST FRIEND

    DEBBIE IS GOING TO RAPE YOUR CAT
    WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT OR EVEN HAVE A CAT
    SHE\'LL GIVE YOU ONE FOR CHRISTMAS AS A PRESENT AND THEN RAPE IT
    :iconloveless-4ever:
    I love you Dr. Hoffman.
    :iconnaruto-fangirl9:
    Holyshit more old people.
    ....I wish I was older. D:

    --
    Now you know I need
    a miracle, a star-crossed lover, an arrow in my heart
    I need
    a rainy day, an endless summer, a pocket full of stars ☆
    :icondrhoffmanplz:
    Don't rush yourself. Enjoy your youth.
    :iconnaruto-fangirl9:
    *salutes* Yessir! :D
    Old people are so friendly.

    --
    Now you know I need
    a miracle, a star-crossed lover, an arrow in my heart
    I need
    a rainy day, an endless summer, a pocket full of stars ☆
    :icondrhoffmanplz:
    Why thank you, young one.
    :iconnaruto-fangirl9:
    You're welcome. :D

    --
    Now you know I need
    a miracle, a star-crossed lover, an arrow in my heart
    I need
    a rainy day, an endless summer, a pocket full of stars ☆
    :iconrt1artic:
    Santa Hoffman!

    --
    Q.E.D.

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